Goodr PHG Mach G - Flamites God of Flamingos Sunglasses
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Mirrored Reflective Lens
LIMITED EDITION : GLASSES OF THE GODS
Who is the god of flamingos, shrimp, and Piña Coladas? It's Flamites, God of Flamingos. Duh!!! He's the only deity we worship here at goodr. (Just don't tell Carl the Flamingo that. He considers himself a god.) Flamites makes it rain shrimp around our office on the reg, it kinda reeks but we don't say anything because we don't want him to turn us into crustaceans and then eat us. He was the inspo for these gorgeous, colourful stone-inspired sunnies.
INTRODUCING FLAMITE, GOD OF FLAMINGOS
You probably never learned about this deity when you learned about Greek mythology...
He’s the god of flamingos, shrimp, hyper-sexuality, kleptomania, Piña Coladas, & the REAL god of orgies...
Do you know who he is?!
If you guessed that it’s Carl the Flamingo...
YOU’RE WRONG!!!
Although Carl does consider himself a god among men, we’re actually talking about...
Flamites, God of Flamingos
- NO SLIP - Special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating
- NO BOUNCE - Frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5* (*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…Goodr are pretty sure)
- ALL POLARISED - The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarised lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays
- ALL SPEED - An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition
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